It’s been more than a week since the marathon and it’s hard to know where to begin in recapping the whole thing, so I guess I’ll just try to start at the beginning!
We landed in Orlando Saturday morning, checked in to our hotel and headed straight to the race expo.
Ah, gotta love a nervous smile.
I am SO proud of her :D
(Source: hitting-the-pavement)
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Well, friends - we lost. America lost. To quote conservative luminary/Love Connection host Chuck Woolery, ”Government, like fire, is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.” Well Chuck, it looks like the fire is burning out…
I like your poems, stchristophr.
Ah, Dude Wipes. The wetnap for men too dainty to use toilet paper or paper towels, but too self-conscious to buy a box of actual baby wipes. At $10 for 30 wet-wipes, that red-faced, ear-burning shame you feel when you grab a couple of pre-moists from a box with a baby on it had better be pretty strong.
Guess what, scared guy, we were all babies once, with poop on our balls, and the baby wipes worked fine. Swab your poopy balls with the baby box and move on with your life. Or do what I do after I take a monster D. Garden hose in the summer, old scarf in the winter.
“Or do what I do after I take a monster D. Garden hose in the summer, old scarf in the winter.”
he changed his profile picture today and i can’t even handle looking at his face… i mean, i don’t handle it well anyway.
OH HEY SOME MORE PICTURES OF HILARY DUFF’S RACIST ASS COSTUME (Flavorwire)
Yo, I think we can all agree that Mexico has fallen on some especially hard times in the last seven years in regards to the dead. The day of the dead has had a heavier tone to it as of late so you know…let’s not, white people, let’s not. I’m serious.
(via chantaje)
mxdp:
Yes. Very good. Very very good.
We’re going to be watching the hell out of this, right?
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While cleaning out the attic at my parents house this weekend I found my first skateboard from when I was 11. It must weigh ten pounds and while the colors are a bit faded it’s still the coolest skateboard I have ever seen.
Skate or die, dude
(via mmmsimpsons)
I am not ready to die.
I'm working on coming up with a better description for this-- please stand by.
