If this is where fashion is going this spring, count me out.  Call me stubborn, but the whole “A Five Year Old Picked This Out” thing just isn’t me, you know?  Then again, neither are purple high-waisted pants with darts running parallel to the zipper. 
Also, this is a terrible cover.

If this is where fashion is going this spring, count me out.  Call me stubborn, but the whole “A Five Year Old Picked This Out” thing just isn’t me, you know?  Then again, neither are purple high-waisted pants with darts running parallel to the zipper. 

Also, this is a terrible cover.